Are Blaine’s shirts getting tighter or are Darren’s muscles getting bigger? Either way my vagina approves.

Some little girl at the airport just walked by me with a tshirt that said “pirate bling” but I thought it said ” pirate Blaine”. I almost tackled her.

HELP

Will someone send me the download link to Cough Syrup please! I can’t find it anywhere and none of the youtube converter sites are working for me!! 

I NEED THIS ON MY ITUNES PRONTO!!! 

Please?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Holy fuck. Oh fuck fuck fuck. I can not form complete sentences. Yum.

ummmmm

So I’m watching Silly Love Songs for like the 923865218375 time and HOW AM I JUST NOW REALIZING BLAINE SINGS “YOU CAN KEEP YOUR TOYS IN THE DRAWER TONIGHT”

I am having a mini sex riot right now. Holy mother of god that guy kills me. I knew there was a reason that song was my favorite performance of his…. :)

forget a New York spin-off I want a Warbler spin-off!!

I declare Drag Queen Wednesday a new national holiday

any objections? Didn’t think so.

Can we start referring to the promo for next week as “the porno”?

yes or yes?

It’s only a cheek kiss! Come on Murphy you can’t tease us like this! You already gave us Cockblocktober and now this? How rude.

I’m so proud.

We officially made it through Cockblocktober!!! We did it!!!